I wrote a “six-part series” last year, called “The Concepts of Courtship”. More than anything else, it was written as a way to clear up my thoughts on the matter – I often *think* better on paper.
At any rate, now that I am formally courting someone, it’s kind of interesting to review.
Part 1 Part 2 [...]

And I finally have the proof.
I rarely read forwarded e-mails, and almost never send them on, but English nut that I am, I couldn’t resist passing this one on.
Disclaimer – The following selections are generally good examples of very poor writing.
The second to last paragraph is my favorite.
Pursue at your leisure:
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1) The bandage was [...]